*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars. maravilhanaervilha: (Source: thelordanubis, via stallionduckisnotafraidatall)

Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.

chinnchinchins:

Hi Luke’s ass..it’s a pleasure to meet you
jennyushkowitz: skankblaines: jennyushkowitz: skankblaines: how much can a whale ejaculate???? The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen. thank you You’re whalecum. (Source: ccolf, via fvckingbeau)

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

(Source: ccolf, via fvckingbeau)

sweetlukey: *secretly wishes i was pretty enough to date band member* (via bandsffs)

sweetlukey:

*secretly wishes i was pretty enough to date band member*

(via bandsffs)